Welcome to Hacked dAily, your AI-powered rundown of the wildest cyber tales this side of the Matrix, brought to you by Cytadel Cyber. Today, we're diving into a pool of digital drama and we've got the swimsuits ready!

First up, the EU's newest brainwave, Chat Control, which promises to scan every tap of your keyboard like a nosy aunt at Thanksgiving. The tech world is losing its collective cool, while Signal's CEO hinted at ghosting Europe rather than playing ball with what she calls "magical thinking." Who knew privacy was the new magic show?

Meanwhile, over at 1Password land, phishers have hit the scene with emails so dodgy, they should come with their own laugh track. Remember folks: if it looks fishy, don't bite.

Dell UnityVSA, bless its digital soul, accidentally opened the gates to command execution like a new intern on their first day. Dell's scrambling to patch things up quicker than you can download a cat meme.

Elsewhere, ransomware gangs have leveled up, exploiting remote access tools with all the stealth of a ninja at a pillow fight. IT departments are left shaking their mouse pads in frustration.

And in a plot twist, Kaspersky's machine-learning model is putting cyber crooks in their place, sleuthing out DLL hijackers like the digital world's Sherlock Holmes.

Stay tuned, stay secure, and remember: in the cyber world, laughter is just another form of security!

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