Three grown adults sit down and watch the Pokemon-themed movie film Jirachi -- Wishmaker and then talk about it and Ash's sexuality for just a few seconds too long and what Pokemon people want to have sex with for MANY seconds too long.

Topics Include: Brock, from the Wonder Years. Sriracha. Mysterious muscle mullet man. Chocolate Corn Dogs. Mediocre Magic. Jumanji. Ashleigh swipes right on a rock; regrets it. Team Rocket waste their skill sets. CAPYTATA! We're watching this wrong. Pat sticks around. An idiot lullaby. CRACKERS ARE NOT CANDY. Enemy Enemy Enemy Enemy. The well-respected scientist, The Great Butler. Is bread a noodle? Ash lets us down.

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