No honey yet, but we now have a "Days Since Last Facebook Scandal" counter. If you only had an hour to talk security, what would you say? SnapChat joins Facebook, and not in a good way, so just plan for some users being evil. If your name is Jared and you played high school lacrosse, the world is your oyster (apparently). MS-SQL and PHP together enjoy some rootkit malware and another Docker bug. Finally: Earthquakes, Murals and Table Saws.