The boys clash with the zoom lady and her announcement of the shows opening. I know I'm being recorded. Jeffrey Toobin gets roasted once more by the boys and even has his fate twisted in a porn-based scenario. Everything equals sex in pornoworld, even spiders and forest monsters. Kiwi tries to explain the show Euphoria; demonic lag, confusion, and uproarious laughter ensues. A sexy cash pig with a micropenis. The various acceptance levels of nudity on television. How many humps/thrusts are allowed by rating boards before you earn an NC-17? Just standing around with your dick out. No sex scenes for Hollywood. Awkward attention via fame as a child/teenage music sensation. Justin Bieber is homies with Jesus Christ and Rando Random. Jimothy attacks North/South Dakota, much to Kiwi's confusion and dismay. Canadian wannabes. NASCAR groupies. Racing in the apocalypse. shhh...hand over the gun. Kiwi will never update his computer. Jer is purposely a blur to promote bad vision on YouTube. 3-D print EVERYTHING. Sleeping in shipyards and glamorous camping. The future is now! Steve Jobs, the Pepsi-Man? Sampson appears from Jimothy's beard, Kiwi and Jer proceed to close the show with stuff to watch. We now have TikTok! ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Jer