Alongside the sad passing of the World’s Greatest Health Care Plan 2017 (RIP) this week we discuss all the HOTTEST POLITICAL TOPICS, including:

- - Who is, and who is not, the President(according to a Time Magazine EXCLUSIVE)

- - The hive mind structure of the (hypothetical) corporate Uber-beings

- - The Presidential swing; both of the golf and steel chair varieties

- - The Content’s of Paul Ryan’s Mother’s Uterus

All this and even more magical, horrible, and just plain fascinating new and alternative facts from life in these United States!