The weather hasn’t been great here in the Sunshine state, but it sure beats the weather in Minnesota.

Jacksonville man claims KFC worker hit him in the face with box of chickenhttps://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-man-claims-kfc-worker-hit-him-in-the-face-with-box-of-chicken/904946879

🔺Danger Index🔺 Florida woman attacked by ‘aggressive’ otter says ‘severe bites’ left her temporarily unable to walkhttps://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-attacked-by-aggressive-otter-is-temporarily-unable-to-walk-she-says

Florida man charged after eating patrol car’s seathttp://www.fox5atlanta.com/facebook-instant/florida-man-charged-after-eating-patrol-car-s-seat

Florida man, woman run over by patrol car while lying in road to watch eclipsehttp://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/21/florida-man-woman-run-over-by-patrol-car-while-lying-road-watch-eclipse/Man finds ‘authentic WWII hand grenade’ while magnet fishing in Florida: policehttps://fxn.ws/2FN5T0MFlorida man thought he stole opioids, took laxatives insteadhttps://kutv.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-thought-he-stole-opioids-took-laxatives-instead?fbclid=IwAR2HZN41HPHju3VLEM3_rH2ixNnMBEhDoeLIeyeNBcBZNIq6SSvEvSL0mCU