Ever had a bird do its business on you? Then this week's show is for you! It's bird week on the Show of Shows.

We interview famous bird expert Chris Rackham (Rackham, not Peckham, it's a touchy subject). Plus, dedicating a show to the annoying bird, spider attacks, birds getting trapped in your house and the Freewheelin' Poll of Polls.

Get on it.

@Bashmore