hello podscripteaders (cool new term for podcast description readers), welcome to yet another installment of us. this week we read an extremely gross little email sent in by a listener who had...an unfortunate first date. it's a love story for the ages. there's excitement! there's suspense! there's pus! it's horrible. oh, and then we go on a very long and boring rant about social media so please feel free to stop listening at any point.