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#088 - Incestuous Polygamy & Toothpaste Man


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This episode was produced within an inferno, cooking the boys brains in the process. Toothpaste Man is always watching, his motives are unknown (debunked via ridiculousness). Scaring the gingivitis outcha mouth and supplying beneficial trauma. A Facebook toothpaste pyramid scheme? Forgotten memories #1. Healthy, organic toothpaste. R.I.P. to Jimothy's long beard. Ronald McDonald paints his smile on, obsessively analyzes revenue and torments/tortures his beloved employees to the sweet tune of Lavender Town if anything is amiss. The boys reminisce on a childhood "mentally unwell" guy they knew growing up, and shouldn't be able to correlate him to Chris Chan in any way. Jimothy holds Kiwi accountable and calls him out for burping mid-sentence. Incest , Mormons, Polygamy. Forgotten memories #2. The boys begin to cook in the heat, for they mention how hot it is. People like things that go boom, for it is the 4th of July. Kiwi proposes a strange "what's worse" question to Jimothy, which is answered without confused hesitation. Marrying your entire family at the family reunion; THE INCESTUOUS POLYGAMIST. The boys don't understand how cousins work (listen as they struggle). Aliens lack bellybuttons. Jimothy begins slapping his tummy a little and Kiwi's chest too. Kyle XY wants to know if we can get some juice down hea? Sampson drops by to see if he can entice Kiwi to eat more things from his asshole. Kiwi finally lowers his shield and falls victim to deez nuts. The sauna-cast. The boys watch the animation "That's a Nice Grill" to cap off how they feel about their predicament. The closing weather report and chill talk. Swapping swampasses. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy
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