Pat and Jahred discuss awkward greetings with dogs, Keanu Reeves, saying y'all when you're from the north, saying punctuation, how to deal with bad parkers, pranks people have done to the Chubstep boys, exaggerated street signs, how to respond in a fast food restaurant, and iTunes reviews. Then the guys are joined by Chubstep social media man Trevor where they talk about Jahred's problem and people wanting to get roasted. The boys continue with listener emails, 'The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou' in the 'Jeff Goldblum Movie Review', emergencies and meltdowns in 'Booze News', falling off a speedboat in 'Tanzania News' and Patrick Ewing at Georgetown.