Weekend Highlights.  Queen Elizabeth II laid to rest.  President Biden says the pandemic is over.  Portland school board will vote on limiting high school choice.  Patriots get their first win of the season.  Post Malone injured his ribs during concert fall.  50 Cent ends relationship with Starz.  Kid Cudi but with fart sounds.  What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?  Hello Fresh E. Coli outbreak.