Pat and Jahred start off this Chubstep reminding you that nothing is free, even if Instagram says it is. The guys discuss the Fyre Festival disaster, the Chicago Bears draft, booing your new QB in 'B!7C# What', Jahred's trip to Ole Miss, a round of which southern name is real and which is fake, the conspiracy of Chester, Illinois, a review of the Baby Back Rib Thickburger from Hardees, Jeff Goldblum's food truck, 'Igby Goes Down' in the 'Jeff Goldblum Movie Review', SpaceX and what happens when you get things for free, democracy as a solution in Africa in 'Tanzania News', stupid bumper stickers and Jahred's pet peeve