(Note from Ceej: "What do you mean the episode is late? What day is it? Sunday? Oh sh*t!)

After 20 hours of prep and cooking, Ceej created a masterpiece of a Thanksgiving meal for his friends and family, but then fell into a 2-day coma due to his exhausting efforts and that's why this episode is a day late. Sorry about that, folks! Go ahead and push play and let us soothe you while you enjoy that leftover pie. It's Rizzy's birthday and we've got helpings of NFL Turkey Day moments with a side of games for shots!

*Stretchy pants not included