- THE MACC released workouts, Nicholas James Petersen reacts.
- New drops!!!
- Target sells vibrators. 
- North Korea basketball rules are a direct reflection of the absolute bats*** crazy crap that's happening in the Hermit Kingdom.
- Morgan Freeman is Jimi Hendrix??? Jimi Freeman. Morgan Hendrix. God. We're all about invention at BMA.

- This Week's Winner: Former President, War Criminal, and Comedian George W. Bush.