We found out that the West Michigan Whitecaps are hiring mascots for the 2017 season, so we figured Curtis would be a good fit. Well, he actually had mascot experience, so he shared that story with us. And then we had a listener call in to tell her story of working as a mascot for the Whitecaps over 15 years ago! Also on the show we found out about a cat that got stuck in a garage door, we learned all about hot sauce, and we got put in our place by a listener. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!