When a Goa’uld sets Earth as his location in Tinder, Jack O’Neill has some questions to answer about his last big mission. It’s up to the brand new SG teams to go into enemy territory and rescue people from their bad dates.

Does anything of the host survive? Will the larva swipe right? Can Vallery use a mic properly? Find out in the first episode of We Can’t Call It The Enterprise.

We Can't Call It The Enterprise aspirationally updates every other Friday. Vallery is currently helping with VaccinateCA, and that eats into podcast time
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