Phoenix and you have a sit down at the kitchen table. Giving testimony and instructions on how to hoodwink your way into your dream job. Being a game developer. Because you are incapable of dreaming about anything else. Like a nice stable job as a Carpenter who's very paranoid about losing their fingers on the job, and wears 8 layers of gloves, but that makes the nailgun slip and you nail then lose your toe instead.