IT'S EPISODE 1. WE SHARE OUR 4TH OF JULY STORIES. NICOLE HEADS OUT TO TYBEE ISLAND, DECIDES TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE-LITE, CASES A FEW PIGEON FORGE BOYS, AND PROJECTS ABOUT WHITE TRASH KHALEESI. TREY GOT DRUNK, TOOK A NAP, GOT DRUNK AGAIN, AND PROBABLY BLACKED OUT. LET OUR DUMB ASSES TELL YOU HOW TO BE HEALTHILY SINGLE, DECLARE DICK PICK RULE #1, AND GIVE YOU A DOSE OF SEX EDUCATION YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T GET IN 5TH GRADE. WE TELL OUR STORIES - HOW WE MET, TREY RALLIES WITH TEQUILA, NICOLE RALLIES AT 10:30 PM, WAS TREY A SEX SLAVE, NICOLE'S CUL-DE-SAC WALK OF SHAME, AND HEAR A STORY FROM FRIEND OF THE PODCAST, NURSE MEGHAN.

TL;DR: NEITHER OF US ARE READY FOR ANY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS ANYTIME SOON AND IT'S FINE. WE ARE BOTH FINE.

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SHOUT OUT TO BEER GUY CHRIS FOR THE NEW BELGIUM VOODOO RANGER AND MURAL AGUA FRESCA CERVEZA.

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