1: Eve got shafted
 // Genesis 1–10

We begin our story with Genesis—The first book of the bible. Kiernan and Laura sit around a campfire and recount how it all came to be, as well as some of the weirder details that were left out of the story when we taught it at Vacation Bible School. 

In this Episode:

• God makes the earth, the universe
• God makes Adam and Eve
• Eve finds the clitoris 
• Adam and Eve get kicked out
• Cain kills his brother Abel
• Noah builds a boat
• God kills nearly everyone
• there is a rainbow 
• Ham sees Noah's dick
• Noah curses all Canaanites forever