Trigger warning: During the "Botches" segment of this week's episode, the recent shooting in Uvalde, TX is briefly discussed. Listener discretion is advised. 

Friends, comrades, carrots - welcome back to 'The Go Two'! This week Patrick and Jay discuss text messaging bills, Peppa Pig's dry biscuits, Penélope Cruz's teeth, and Martha Stewart's 'Great American Tag Sale'. We also share the recipe for our much-teased coconut martini! 

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Cook's Country recipe for alcohol-free rum: https://www.cooksillustrated.com/how_tos/10417-alcohol-free-rum

Tiny Moves of the week: "Yo Yo" by Mika and "Strawberries & Cigarettes" by Troye Sivan.