It’s winter of their sophomore year at Bookes College, a school where no one showers, and Esther and Blue, two nasty bffs, are scraping by to be noticed by their cool theater major peers.

Starring: Georgia Kate Cohen, Kate Gonzales, Amanda Houser, Rishi Mutalik, Anya Kopischke, and Catherine Bloom. Featuring music by Boothe Carlson, A Million Dollars, and Ajani NaNaBuluku. Cover art by H Conley. This episode was written by Anya Kopischke and Catherine Bloom. It is a work of fiction.