In the Grand Canyon, Chip & Co. make their national park debut in the beautiful old crevice of American deserts. Joining Chip on the podcast is his old bully Tortimer Phallus, Moil-for-Hire Dog the Surgeon, youth pastor Todd Bilgingus, and Illinois flesh monster / Trade Joe's merchandiser Montgomery Rushmore! The very much timely demise of the Nickelodeon blimp is the only selling point you need for this episode. 

Featuring: Nikoli Hovorka, Jacob Mechler, Josh Levitt, Andy Peterson, and Lem Amen

Theme: "My Bird Has Worms" by We Is Shore Dedicated