What do military dolphins, strip clubs, smart dust, toxic chemicals, Jersey Shore energy, and fishing have in common? Apparently…this episode.

After a very necessary Gerald update (RIP king 🐬), we finally dive into one of the internet’s weirdest rabbit holes: the Great Glitter Mystery. 

Why is the biggest buyer of glitter a secret? Why did glitter manufacturers get SO uncomfortable when asked about it? And why does this somehow keep leading back to boats, surveillance theories, toxic chemicals, and New Jersey?

Naturally, things escalate quickly.

We explore conspiracy theories involving military tracking, “smart dust,” toxic products, invisible glitter, fishing lures, strip clubs, government secrets, and whether men are secretly keeping the glitter economy alive. 

Basically, Adriana attempts to stay grounded in reality while Lynnsey absolutely does not help.

Also discussed:

• Gerald’s suspicious dolphin origins
• Why eels continue to haunt us
• Toxic chemicals hiding in everyday products
• Smart dust surveillance theories
• Why New Jersey being the glitter capital somehow makes perfect sense
• Covering your spouse in glitter for science

Somewhere between existential dread and laughing until we cry, we uncover the real truth: the mundane things in life are somehow the creepiest mysteries of all.

p.s. Don’t question Gerald.

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