Serving up some hot gnosis for your dome this month. Did you know that God wasn't really God, but he thought he was? Did you know that women couldn't get to the kingdom until they were turned into men? Did you know that Stephanie went to school with Ray Combs' kid?

Do you know how to make a Tom Collins? Now you do:

1. Fill a Collins glass with 1 1/2 cups ice, set aside in the freezer. Combine gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker. Add 1 cup ice, cover and shake until chilled. Strain into the chilled Collins glass.
2. Top with club soda and garnish with a lemon wedge.