Zipper mergingJustice on the highwayDon't go up against James in a merge"Geometry is my god and I will go where it tells me to go."Kids throwing rocks at Christopher's rear window"I wouldn't say, 'harassing'"Christopher scares the kids while in his boxersThe one time Christopher calls the police - when his mother-in-law visitsPSA - When the guns come out, walk the other wayGang bangers invade Christopher's neighborhood and the Cops don't really careChristopher again accuses James of looking like Henry Winkler and James throws him outHis head is about 30% too bigThe Fonz is the cool guy? Really?James questions Dustin Hoffman's casting in The GraduateAlabama, you have too many 'A's in your nameAlabama's big red X. Not very subtle and not a good look.Christopher and James argue if freedom of religion is freedom from religionFour. Pointy. White. Hats."A very 'sewable' flag"Alaska, your flag rocks (but the stars could be bigger).Benny Benson, an orphan living in an orphanage designed the Alaskan flag. I mean, seriously! Alaska, you win."Math is for other people"Vexillology. What? Vexillology. Huh? Vexillology. Say what? Vexillology.Everything Christopher learned, he learned from "A Charlie Brown Christmas""Don't be subtle with me, I don't understand subtlety"The cleaning crew threw out the "artwork"James loves the '80s, Christopher - not so muchMetallica - a small disagreement"Once upon a time, I used to go the gym""You're not only wrong, you're weird"
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