In this here pod

Eugene's out of jail

He's got a rockin' bod

and money for bail

Charlie's being stalked

By a smart bovine

At udders he has balked

one time - no, nine

Our guest today is Greek

of the frat persuasion

His eyebrows are on fleek

and his peanuts mixed with raisins

Our engineer talks

His name is ryan

Of talent he has lots

and we're not lyin'

Corrections on this episode: Eugene incorrectly states that "ombudsman" is a literary device when it is, in fact, a type of public official. His hubris will be the death of him.

Thanks to the Stellars for the theme song!