Quick notes:

Nothing else is Private from 23andme

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/23andme-board-quits-over-plans-to-take-dna-testing-company-private/

Wikimedia Foundation gets SLAPP'd

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/the-wikimedia-foundation-successfully-sees-off-another-slapp-suit-but-more-protection-is-needed-globally/

Space Lasers!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/there-are-plenty-of-uses-for-powerful-lasers-in-space-but-where-should-we-put-them/

Beds Recalled

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/thousands-of-beds-recalled-after-reports-of-breaking-collapsing-during-use/

Turn off your lights Indiana

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/people-in-indiana-asked-to-turn-off-their-lights/

Largest Port Preps for Strike

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/largest-port-on-u-s-east-coast-new-york-new-jersey-begins-prepping-for-what-could-be-first-union-strike-since-1977/

Fastest Way to Prison

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/thief-asks-corvette-owner-for-help-after-getting-locked-inside-car/

Well the Door Fell Off

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/plane-door-falls-off-after-takeoff-lands-in-south-carolina-yard/

Seattle Airport Data Held Hostage

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/hackers-demand-5-7-million-ransom-for-seattle-airport-data/

Social Media Companies Can't be Trusted

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/the-ftc-says-social-media-companies-cant-be-trusted-to-regulate-themselves/