OMG They Were Teammates!

10: NHL’s Got Talent

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(May 8, 2022) Three friends have some hilarious shit to say about pretty much all things narratively juicy in the NHL. One friend/producer/engineer's life is lowkey falling apart, hence the tardiness. We've got plenty of queer quips and irreverent takes on hockey in the hopper. Come get y'all some.

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On the ice

  • Please bring the puck with you on a penalty shot. What is it with these Bruins? Shades of Marchand losing it. 
  • Jersey off our backs gets horny. Go Lomberg
  • For Mac: Chara goes off. 
  • No one told Micah Parsons how to drop the puck. 
  • Matthew Tkachuk is clutch and scores to tie it with ZERO POINT ONE SECOND LEFT. 
  • Mac & Iris’ anthem corner: Malcolm Subban edition. 
  • EBUG: Thomas Hodges
  • Double OT legend Louis Domingue. The spicy pork saga - now being sold at the arena.
  • https://twitter.com/nhlhistorygirl/status/695646039609462786 
  • Cale Makar left ankles on the ice. Again. 

    • Off the ice

    • Nana-nana-nana-nana… Bettman? Biden, dude, what’chu doing?
  • Flyers rookies warm my cold dead heart. 
  • Drake is all about his goals. Like Ovechkin. 
  • Our proposal to get rid of the canon in Columbus. It’s for Jess, Johnny Hockey, and scared broadcasters everywhere. 
  • Brady Tkachuk, bartending shirtless. I do not have words. Captain shit. 
  • Kodak returns to a Panthers game. 
  • Something about these playoffs makes for some interesting answers in press conferences
  • Watch a Leafs game with Steve Dangle. Now with heart rate monitor. it’s ‘cause he doesn’t trust the leafs to hold a lead. if they go up 3-1 poor steve
  • Canes legend Pyotr Kochetkov has a very capable translator in… Andrei Svechnikov?
  • Edmonton puts up signs of 29 and 97. Our local reporter Puff investigates.

    • Social media

    • Remember when everyone rooted for the Sharks? 
  • Let Mike Smith score. The Oilers have the graphic ready - he’s been so close!
  • Tony X just wants to see the goals. Iris can relate
  • Scoring goals sells jerseys. 60 for Matthews, also #1 in jerseys sold. 
  • Girl at Raptors game slowly realizes she’s sitting next to Auston Matthews, the face journey
  • Fashion icon Matthew Tkachuk
  • Taylor Lewan has trouble understanding the score. twitter can be confusing!!! 
  • Trash talk 101 with Landeskog and Makar. cale makar music video, 
  • best chirper? most creative chirps
  • Nanny Marner in the house. 
  • Seth Jarvis, fake ID for a puck. 

    • Weird stats

    • Ilya Lyubushkin is a goal scorer now. Career high of TWO goals. 
  • Lomberg and instigating in the final five minutes. That’s a thing only he’s gotten suspended for. BF “he did *what* now!?
  • Joel Farabee vs Keith Yandle +/-

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    Credits

    Music: "We Made It" - Reed Mathis

    Hosted by Iris, Jess, and Puff.

    Produced by Mac and Steph.

    Engineered by Mac.

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