Poor Bethany—she was our mascot for only a few minutes—that HAS to be a Jambalaya record. A warm welcome back to Jonathan Bowers who was crushed physically—now he's crushed figuratively. Show-and-Tell has been CANCELLED for no bad reason. Seriously, stop asking and demanding answers, as it's a boring story. Please refrain from making bovine jokes in Mr Minotaur's class or you will be cowed into submission. Ms Shannanoff is single again, and she needs a place to crash for a few weeks. Gravity in the math room is now technically better than it was... in my opinion. Attire and Mari's Minced Mints sponsored. Music for this episode was performed by SSS AKA Sam Smith. You can find his work at sssmusic.bandcamp.com Parody song this episode is Crepe, parodying Creep by Radiohead. Lyrics: When you were wheat flour. I couldn't look you in the rye. You're just like an angel foodcake. Your skin is like pie...crust. You're flaky like filo. In a croissant world. You're so light and airy. I'm stuffed with a berry. 'Cause I'm a crepe. I'm a weird dough. Why the hell am I frying here? I doughnut belong here. I don't care if I'm burnt. I wanna be a roll. I want a pita body. I want a doughnut hole. I want you glutinous. When I loaf around. You're so fu**ing enriched. I wish I was deep dish. But I'm a crepe. Not sourdough. Why the hell am I frying here. I doughnut belong here. Ohh. Ohh. She's running out of dough. She's rolling out the naan...naan...Naan...NAAAAAAAN! NaaaAAAAN! Whatever makes it crumbly. If it's leavened you want. You're so fu**ing risen. This pan is a prison. And I'm a crepe. I'm a weird dough. Why the hell am I frying here? I doughnut belong here. I doughnut belong here.

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