We’ve got a pair of witchy rom-coms from the late ‘90s as we compare the magical ladies of “Simply Irresistible” and “Practical Magic”. Also: we don’t care about spoilers, choux pastry and arcane gastronomy, midnight margaritas, townsfolk = angry mob, and magic nachos!

Audio samples:

“Simply Irresistible”

“The Little Mermaid”

“Practical Magic”

Invader Zim — “The Nightmare Begins”

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