Tangents include: vampires, vampire "rules", romanticizing monsters, Near Dark (John kept calling it After Dark), Mel doesn't know actors from 80s movies, apparently its ok to talk about zombies during a pandemic, rabies,  viral zombies, apocalypses plans, movies aren't real but plagues are, sick people are too weak to kill other people, John unintentionally bashing brands and ruining future brand deals, running zombies are bullshit, boring movies can also cause anxiety, cutting off the head always works, swords>chainsaws, , invest in solar power, bartering, humans are the real monsters,  and human farms.