This is the 1000th episode of PRay TeLL Dr. Hash, so I thought I'd wrap it up with a little ditty having the same flavor of wisdom, guidance & advice, mixed with humor, humanity & hubris, I’ve been come to be know for.

I’m the world’s only-ever simultaneously licensed doctor, lawyer, accountant & engineer;

Now you...

I’m the world’s only-ever doctorates in medicine, law & computer science;

Now you...

I’m the world’s only-ever Complete Homo Universalis Renaissance Myn;

Now you...

I'm the only 100-country travel writer with pictures, videos & fly-thrus;

And I'm the only aspiring House candidate with a steam train, hedge maze & bronze zoo;

I'm the only one who did all of that, some for me, but mostly for you.

I hope all this braggadocio has done some good, making you a more confident, competent & conscientious person because this game’s getting pretty old if only one of us can play.