Seriously, what's scarier than 10,000 maniacs? A large man with a chainsaw? A sociopathic former lover? Hot attic? No, none of those. We decided it's a red tree that is cut down for profit by a multinational conglomerate. We begin storyboarding our horror movie because we can't find one that scares us.

So that, plus we discuss possible new theme songs but (spoiler) decide to keep the original hit by Tom. Enjoy!

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