To anyone:

We are trapped on a desert island.  There are four of us total, but that might not be the case if Rebecca can't find any mochi ice cream.  Every day Lloyd makes a roaring fire while Michayla combs the endless beach for signs of a boat.  I have spent the last four days trying to make beer from insects and banana leaves to no avail.  Don't send help, send the following games and consoles for our enjoyment.  We're on our way to the promised land.

-Bitfaced