It was a fecal-filled episode of Ridiculous Dialogue this week, as we discussed everything from Rob sneezing on a juice cleanse to Bryan dodging a turd on a beach run in the Navy. Also this week, Bryan and Kelly gave us an update on their cardinal problem and Bryan detailed a new issue he’s having with birds.

Finally, we heard about Bryan’s weird mental movie connection with the word “shampoo” and why it leads to peanut butter in odd places.