THIS WEEK!! We dig into the horrible planetary consequences of seemingly helpful reusable heavy duty bags, and our (brilliant) solution: Giving them to your progeny as an heirloom!! Then, how Germany almost won the second world war with Pig Latin (true story!) and finally a blur of a song about what you REALLY want to do with life regardless of that stupid-ass degree.

LIVING MY BEST SNAKE LIFE. AKESNAY IFELAY UCKFAY ESYAY!