Is Victor Wembanyama already on the path to becoming the greatest of all time? In this episode of Weekend Weebs, Lonzo and Jason break down the latest NBA action, including the Spurs' struggles to close games and the "historical" run of the New York Knicks. We debate the "GOAT" potential of Wemby versus the consistent greatness of Jalen Brunson and OG Anunoby, while Jason explains his theory on "fast twitch" players versus methodical scorers like Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.

Beyond the court, Lonzo recaps a chaotic, flooded trip to Cedar Point—complete with "sea lion" trends and $17 pizza slices. Then, we dive deep into Witch Hat Atelier, analyzing Agott’s character development, the blurred lines of forbidden magic, and some ominous foreshadowing for the season finale.

• NBA Deep Dive: Why the Spurs can't close out 30-point leads and whether Wemby’s year-three resume already rivals the legends.

• Knicks vs. Spurs: Is OG Anunoby actually the MVP of the finals? Jason breaks down the "true shooting percentage" stats.

• Cedar Point Survival Guide: Why you should always check the weather and pack your own lunch to avoid the "flooded parking lot" blues.

• Anime Reviews:

  • Witch Hat Atelier: A synopsis of the latest test, the introduction of the new Proctor, and the brother-sister backstory that explains a lot about our favorite apprentices.

  • Daemons of the Shadow Realm: Does the animation spike in episode 10 save the series, or is it still a "hard pass"?

• The "Prank" Debate: From Brightburn recommendations to throwing PS4s in pools—what actually counts as a prank?

• Marvel Rivals: Lonzo vents about the Black Cat nerfs and whether he'll be switching back to Psylocke.