This week on Useless Assumptions, Zach and Vance break down Nebraska’s gritty win over Maryland — where Dylan Raiola struggled but Emmet Johnson ran wild and Special Teams came up clutch. Then it’s a trip around the sports world, from college football chaos to the NFL’s never-ending drama.

In local news, Governor Pillen takes on Nebraska’s property tax mess, and we dive into the “Good Life, Great Careers” initiative.

Then buckle up for national madness: sterile flies in Texas, D.C. judges going soft on crime, ICE fences falling in Chicago, and the FBI snooping on Senators. Add Bernie, Fetterman, and “No Kings Day” chaos — and you’ve got another week of America losing its mind.

Where the facts are true, but our assumptions are useless.