***IN THIS EPISODE...***

When International resists Mike the Mic’s efforts to Sophie’s-Choice International into picking a Playhouse favorite, the dynamic microphone retaliates by accusing the podcast host of metaphorically locking his Character Children in the closet and intentionally ignoring their weakened gasps for liquid; Riding a post-coital high, Mr Fucking Coffee innocently attempts to connect with Slave Wife via Core Chat, only to be swiftly rebuffed by her jealously-possessive, one-and-ONLY Soulmate Sister

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Bemoans the exhaustion-inducing dysfunctional insanity wrought by his gaggle of certifiable Playhouse characters; Declares his need for hope and for a connection to all the Pioneers of the the New World, who are willing to do what it takes to bring peace and sanity to the planet

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***