OJ Simpson has to wait a week, it's time for Becker and the Scone Zone! In the first segment, Ari goes out for ice cream and never returns, but luckily Jake Becker is around to help Jon and Carlos watch John Becker and Jake. And Linda. The Becker finale yields a long lost surprise.

Ted Danson's pants, Ted Danson's eyes, Ted Danson's hair, Ted Danson's arm movement, Ted Danson's brow, and Ted Danson's personality are also discussed.