***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Mr Fucking Coffee’s eyewitness testimony unmasks the scowling sour puss of the Playhouse scone thief’s true identity, thus vindicating Ory from Mike the Mic’s vicious accusations of scone-thievery; International attempts to deal with his catty jealousy of Fluffy’s considerable voice-talents by making up a random story about why the comedian is no longer able to blink, due to a terrifying King Cobra encounter in India

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Offers a steamy, scintillating preview for his ground-breaking new podcast that consists entirely of him typing on his computer keyboard, then ridiculously assumes that this would be Slave Wife’s ultimate dream date because of the animal attraction each keystroke would surely arouse in her; Celebrates America’s ultimate rebirth with everyone’s favorite Chumbawamba anthem about getting knocked down and then getting up again and how nothing is going to keep this star-spangled Phoenix Bird from rising

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***