S4E17 - It was another rainy night on Zencastr, and my partner Russell and I were about to embark on another adventure. We weren't detectives, or cops, or even professionals. We were amateur podcasters, with a taste for the twisted and the strange. Our beat? The land of Ooo, a glass of wine, and a dark twisted theoretically speaking.

[Sound of a match striking and a cigarette being lit]

Tonight, we're delving into one of BMO's most puzzling cases. It was a tale of love, betrayal, and pixelated glory. A tale that could only be told in shades of gray and the harsh light of a single bulb swinging overhead. A tale we call BMO Noire.

We'll take you through the twists and turns of the plot, the intricate web of suspects, and the neon-lit alleys where the action went down. We'll peel back the layers of this mystery like the skin of an onion, until we get to the rotten core. And when we do, you'll be right there with us, feeling the sweat on your brow and the weight of the 

So sit back, light a stogie, and pour yourself a drink. This is the Never Ending Adventure Podcast, and we're about to take you on a ride you won't forget.