An outbreak of LooDoos disease is rampaging through a hospital. Only two doctors can stop it. And they feel like talking about other things, so, you know, get off their backs, OK?

You'll hear all about poorly selling transformers, various symptoms, a legal-themed pizza parlor for children, a dagwood, a velamint, and so much more.

And in this, the last episode of year two, we have a first: a guest star! Glory, Cade's daughter, graciously decided to come on the show as Matilda, the brave patient suffering from...well, there's a barnacle and a chicken nugget on steroids. It's hard to really say what all was wrong with her. We know you'll enjoy hearing her yell at us.

Thanks so much for listening, you people of earth. Without you...I mean, we would still be doing this, but we'd be really sad about it probably.