Episode 104

TRAILER PARK

‘The Tax Collector’ - Kicking off Trailer Park this week we have Shia LeBeouf and Bobby Sotto starring the next feature film from Writer/Director David Ayer (Suicide Squad, Fury, Training Day and many more). Here we find LeBeouf and Sotto star as a couple of Tax Collectors for some of the heaviest and meanest thugs and gangs in the LA area. Sotto is a family man while LeBeouf is a hardened loner who almost seemingly gets off on hurting people and loves his job. When Sotto’s family seems to be taken hostage and their lives are threatened, the deadly duo must work together to get them back with as much bloodshed as possible of course! Also starring everyone’s favourite Latino Television dad, George Lopez! Bursting into American theatres like LaBeouf's cauliflower ears, August 7!

‘An American Pickle’ - It’s been a hot minute since one Seth Rogen has graced our presence on the big screen, and it looks like we’re going to be waiting a little longer as his next film is coming to HBO Max.. awesome. But here we have An American Pickle, a film about a man from the Eastern European country of Schlupsk, who immigrates with his wife to good ol’ Brooklyn. While they're trying to live out the American dream he gets a job in a pickle factory when one day, tragedy strikes and he falls into the pickle brine and dies. OR DOES HE?! 100 years later he awakens from the brine and it turns out, he was perfectly preserved in the broth and is now the same ‘age’ as his Great Great Grandson. While trying to adjust to the modern world and overcome the loss of all the people he knew, he and his GG Grandson start-up a pickle business! What could go wrong?! Punching onto HBO Max like a man from Schlupsk punching on with a Taxi, 6th of August. 

‘Money Plane’ - This is the trailer we all needed this week and we didn’t even know it! A high octane, straight to DVD action flick starring a former wrestler! Here we have Money Plane! When a man with $40 million worth of debt has his outstanding bill paid off by an Uber rich guy, he needs to perform one favour to him. And no, it’s not a sneaky BJ under the table while he puffs on a cigar. It’s to gather together his crew of misfits to take down the mythical Money Plane. A casino with wings where no government can touch that has Billions of dollars on board. Sounds easy right? Wrong! I’m sure it’ll be insanely difficult! But nothing a man bun and Thomas Jane can’t handle! Crashing onto on Demand and DVD like (inevitably) a money plane from the sky, TODAY! 

‘Amulet’ - Iiiiiiiiiit’s horror time! I’m the trailer for Amulet, we follow a man named Thomas, a former soldier seeking refuge. When he gets offered the chance to stay in a decaying old house, he is stoked with the opportunity to live for free in lieu of some odd jobs around the house trying to fix it up a bit. He doesn’t live there alone as there is a lonely young woman residing in the house along with her dying mother. Oh, poor love. But maybe something much more sinister is going on? Maybe the ‘dying’ old woman is actually a very hungry demon or something? All I know, if a Nun offers you a place to stay, you chuckle and then run the other fucking way! Flopping into American theatres like a dead fish on a chopping board, July 24! 

‘Paydirt’ - A man on parole after serving time in prison teams up with his old crew to find the millions of dollars he stashed away in the desert before being locked up. That’s it, I literally just summarised the whole movie. But in the spirit of Trailer Park, let’s dig a little deeper! Pun intended! Luke Goss got himself set up and caught after a drug deal went wrong and the good old’ sheriff Mr. Val Kilmer himself got his man. But now he is out and free, Kilmer knows his man is up to no good again and even though he appears to be retired (careful how I say that!), he is still going to hunt him down before he gets to the loot! But it’s not just the sheriff after him, as the millions buried in the d