Jean-Jaques Gaspard travels the endless West seeking an answer to an eternal question. Will he find the knowledgable person? Yes. What ensues encompasses all of recorded history, but threatens to destroy the future!

King Kang Kong is an uncommonly informative episode of Cow Children, a very loose Western anthology series of gender, friendship and happy nightmares.

content warnings: guns, gunshots, bombs, sex (vaguely described, positive), monarchy, the Bible, mortality