Holy draft board, Penny People! The full Penny Men ensemble assembles — Ben, Gregory, Tom, Michal, and even Kit Kat (Jar Jar emphatically not invited) — for a batarang-loaded Batman Classics Fantasy Draft!

With the Phantom Jar looming and George Lucas apparently letting himself into the studio, the boys lay out this episode’s rules… and immediately start breaking them!

Each host builds the ultimate six-hero, six-villain lineup for their dream Batman story:

• One Batman
• One civilian
• One guest hero from a Bat-related team
• A bat-vehicle (specific make, please)
• And a single villain drafted onto the hero side!

Naturally, this devolves instantly into Bronze Age deep cuts, questionable eligibility, and at least one giant chicken!

Greg kicks us off with hand-drawn hero and villain rosters (yes, actual art), featuring:

• Bruce Wayne riding Joker’s massive poultry from Detective Comics #332
• The return of the extremely obscure Getaway Genius
• And a rulebook treated more as gentle suggestion than binding contract!

It’s comics nerdery! It’s chaos! It’s philosophy! It’s The Penny Men!

Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed! Let the lineup begin!