Hey, you there. You think this is a game? You think this is a kid's show,

for baby tots? Think again. This is about food. The kind of food that kills

for fun. For a sick sense of pleasure. This ain't no action comedy

lighthearted romp parody. Ben and Zane, our beloved Cartoncasters, were

nearly killed in the line of duty trying to report on this war zone. By day

the beasts wield their spoons with impunity, knowing nobody can fight back.

The night is scarcely darker, as candies explode and shower the sky with

flaming sticky shrapnel. God help you if you fall in a grease trap. These

Foodons just keep fighting.