We don't always do a news program, but when we do, we prefer stupidity.  There was just so much senseless dumb happenings it was really hard to tell if it was real news... quintessential LalapaNEWSa!
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Sonic the Hedgehog robs a bank

Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to make monkeys bang

Man released from prison after 20 years when twin confesses

Hawaiian couple given $18,000 bill for street lights

Restaurant gets too many returns

World Record longest interview

Mazda’s stuck on NPR

Man photographed on mars

Man buys 264 lottery tickets, and they are all winners

Warrick Dunn signs card 21 years later 

Comedian passes out and falls on stage cracking her skull

Reckless plow driver fired

Security guard fired for drawing eyes on art

A different man shows up for first day of work

Truck thieves take selfies with stolen phone

Man steals car to look for stolen car

The Dutch are pissed at Bezos

Pizza place sends out nude ad

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