TRAILER PARK

‘Tijuana Jackson: Purpose Over Prison’ - In our first trailer off the park this week we find ‘Tijuana Jackson: Purpose over Prison’! This mockumentary film follows writer/director and lead star Romany Malco (the guy from a 40-year-old virgin who says ‘pussy on a pedestal’) as the titular character Tijuana who is recently released from custody prisoner with his sights set on becoming a billionaire. He plans on doing that by becoming a motivational speaker to current inmates and I assume school kids. Building his brand from the ground up isn’t the only challenge for this over the top character as he also has a very observant Parole Officer breathing down his neck and asking about sexual positions?! How inappropriate! Lols. Chomping onto on-demand like a set of obviously fake teeth, July 31st! 

‘She Dies Tomorrow’ - Neon pictures brings us our second trailer this week with the tense, gripping thriller that seemingly flirts with dark humour in ‘She Dies Tomorrow’. The trailer follows Amy and she has a problem: she knows she is going to die tomorrow. Reaching out for help she contacts who friend Jane who comforts her but wakes up with a problem: she knows she is going to die tomorrow. So Jane visits some friends at an awkward dinner party and tells them the great news. Well now they know she is crazy but they all now know that THEY are going to die tomorrow. Do you see what is happening here? The fear of dying TOMORROW is contagious. How far will it spread? Are people actually dying? Jumping onto on demand like an old lady jumping when the lights turn off, August 7. 

‘Endless’ - Well we know what kind of trailer we’re in for when they tout it is from a producer of ‘A Star is Born’. Here we have a vividly dramatic trailer about young lovers Chris and Riley. Madly in love and enjoying an endless summer, we see the adorbs duo get into a little argument in the car and then BAM. Nek Minute, head-on collision. Riley wakes up to see her parents and Chris is chilling there but OH NO, she can’t see or hear him cause he’s dead. So he’s a ghost, she’s a grieving girl and from the afterlife, he like fucks with her and gives her hope they can somehow make that work. Did someone order a pizza with extra ghost dick? Cause she’s getting a delivery! SMASHING its way into theatres like a teenager's car into an accident, August 14! 

‘Fried Barry’ - Now here is a trailer park special! The absolutely INSANE trailer for Fried Barry is almost too crazy to describe, you need to watch this one for yourself. BUT I digress, the film is based on the insanely successful short film of the same name which was a huge film festival favorite. In the trailer, we see Barry, a drugged-up nothing of a man going out for another big bender when all of a sudden, he is abducted by aliens. What follows is what seems to be an alien possession of Barry and his new Alien occupant takes Barry’s body out for a bender and a racer of a good time in the city. Cape Town, South Africa hasn’t had this much to worry about since District 9. Squirting into theatres like the pre-birth out of a hookers vagina (yes I just said that), later this year, 

‘Stage Mother’ - Well here we find a story as old as time! A Baptist church-going Texas mother gets the call she never wanted to hear. Her long lost son across the other side of the country has passed and she must go and make sure he is put to rest peacefully. Seems all fine and dandy until you find out he was outcast by his parents for being a flaming homosexual who owned a Drag Bar and now SHE inherits the bar. But business is down and it’s not looking good until she somehow changes her ways and influences the bar into becoming a singing drag show and here we go! Now they’re off to the DRAG race! Popping into theatres like a surprise penis and testicles in the ladies' room, July 24! 

 

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