***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Boone Ryder gets a little too graphic while waxing nostalgic about the two things he loves most in life - his dear friend Marlboro Man #1 (who tragically died a degrading death from cancer) and any random, post-cattle-drive prostitute splaying her labia across his rot-gut-drenched moustache; Jesus stops by the show to offer some constructive feedback, admire the studio International doesn’t have, and commiserate about his father issues with International since they both have famous dads that can be wrathful

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Attempts to explain his relationship to productivity by comparing himself to a carousing Tomcat with furry testicles out roaming the alleyways in search of elusive accomplishments that will lead to nothing but a brood of mangy bad results that will have to be spayed; Explains the inextricable interplay between doubt, inspiration, and the heroic act of artistic creation

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***